“In order to work here, you need to have a drug test.”
“Do I look like I’m on drugs?”
“No, but that’s company policy.”
“If the company won’t believe me when I say I don’t do drugs, why would they believe anything I say?”
“It’s company policy”
“To not believe me?”
“No, to issue a drug test.”
“If you don’t believe me when I tell you something, I don’t want to work for you.”
“It’s company policy.”
“It’s a company polyp, that’s what it is.”
“Will you agree to a drug test?”
“No, I don’t want to work for a company that doesn’t trust me.”
“We’ll call you.”
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