Volume Four: Survival
Imagine, you’re sleeping soundly. Then someone pounds on the door. “Nuclear Meltdown!” the person yells. You get up. You look outside to see emergency vehicles screaming towards the nuclear reactor. Within minutes, you’re about to get engulfed in radioactive particles. If you ingest these particles, you know your risks for developing cancer, or even dying from an overdose, go up dramatically.
But thankfully, you have your bra. You, and your significant other, are going to be fine:
Nothing says sexy more than survival.
It’s all Darwin people, I didn’t make it up.
Now is the time to prepare for the next Chernobyl, the next Three Mile Island, the next theatre fire or gas leak. It’s time to prepare for the worst and look your best. Ladies, buy the Emergency Bra for yourselves this year. And guys, know you too might be saving your life by giving this gift to every woman you know. It’s the perfect Christmas Gift for the whole family.