Go Get ‘em Gardy
Show that Ump Whatfor
Motivate your guys
Show yourself the door
The Fans you must entertain
Otherwise the game’s a bore
Sound and fury must accomplish something
And it’s your place in Twins’ Lore
I’ll Forgive your many Sins
Punto, Piranhas
Third basemen from bargain bins
Just make sense!
Don’t protect the closer
Stop sitting the rook
Platoon; don’t let bats ride pine
Baseball is more than The Book
Don’t be a fool, Ignorance isn’t divine.
Again I say:
Go Get ‘em Gardy!
A manager for Auld Lang Syne.
