Meretricious Con.
His Baseball an abomination;
Better anyone, anytime
Than his Vaudeville sensations.
Floccinaucinihilipilification,
to Nick Punto’s feigned-exertions
Floccinaucinihilipilification,
to Nick Punto’s forced exhibitions
Floccinaucinihilipilification,
to Nick Punto’s rehearsed determination
Floccinaucinihilipilification,
to the whole demonic situation.
Nick Punto
Our Grendel, Our Gremlin
Ride pine Drekavac.
Valencia is here to stay.
And turn in your uniform after the game
Your Faustian contract expires today.
