Anonymous: I’m a conservative, but not a Republican.
Me: So you’re basically worthless.
Anonymous: No I’m not, I keep Republicans honest.
Me: No, you just make it so Republicans are “punished” by Democratic victories, which really just punishes everybody.
Anonymous: Without guys like me, the GOP can just be a liberal as it wants.
Me: Are you an idiot? Without conservatives, the GOP becomes more moderate and weaker.
Anonymous:I’m important damnit.
Me: You’re self-absorbed. Your “views” matter only once every 730.5 days. Otherwise nobody cares what you think.
Anonymous: But you do, or else you wouldn’t be talking to me.
Me: You’re the one who called me. Loser.