Well, took the “what type of person are you” test on OK Cupid, and I came up “loser”

The description should read “you’re boring, drink more.”

Teacher You scored 65% Do Gooder, 69% Drive, and 78% Intellect!

You are a smarty-pants and eager to share your knowledge with others, while still open to absorbing everything in your environment. That is why you are a teacher (and at the same time, a perpetual student). You have above average intelligence and the drive to be effective in your life and the lives of others. You are also a good person who cares about others, but yourself as well, generally not letting people take advantage of you. A teacher is a great thing to be and we need more humans like you in the world. All human being categories are: Lazy SOB, Rebel w/out a Cause, Evil Mastermind, Henchman, Criminal, Dictator, Frat Boy, Socialite, Philosopher, Stunt Double, Upstanding Citizen, Teacher, Cheerleader, Sister Mary DoGood, Benefactor, Loyal Sidekick, Candy Striper, Goody Two-Shoes.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 50% on Do Gooder You scored higher than 90% on Drive You scored higher than 82% on Intellect

Link: The What Type of Human Are You? Test written by weeredIII on OkCupid Free Online Dating