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The Smoking Gun has tested out the new U.S. customized stamp program with hilarious results, http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0831041_photostamps_1.html There’s an author seeking 110 year old mid Texas residents who eyewitnessed UFO sightings in the summer of 1897 http://www.wacotrib.com//newsfd/auto/feed/living/2004/08/25/1093466218.18121.5958.7602.html;COXnetJSessionID=BzmBZwnZEj6txcac37Pk9SqojT8DsLHNjPxiDNRdDRgC7HGSXjTt!1335397502?urac=n&urvf=10938876177810.047569135375090776 , A groundhog with an attitude attacks an unfortunate victim, http://www.bangornews.com/editorialnews/article.cfm?ID=425324 [when will the groundhog question be answered?], a British man makes a jet powered wheel chairs and TESTS it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/3611660.stm; and finally, Iran is cracking down on Monkeys, window shopping, and sexy women’s underwear.

In other news, Iran declares war on the MartyEmail store cafepress.com/martyemail

In the “More Proof of Global Warming” we have this story in the Strib today, showing that the 2004 august was the coolest on record since Minneapolis became a thriving metropolis, and one of the coolest on record, period.

http://www.startribune.com/stories/462/4957091.html

Minneapolis (1891-2004) Minneapolis (1891-2004) ———————– ———————– 1. 65.4 (1903) 1. 65.2 (1915)2. 65.8 (1915) 2. 65.9 (1992)3. 66.0 (1977) 3. 66.8 (1903)4. 66.2 (2004)*** 4. 66.9 (1904)5. 66.4 (1992) 5. 67.1 (1891)

That’s taken from the story, I’m not sure if it’s going to show up properly on the blog. However, if all the data used to “prove” global warming is true, this cool summer shouldn’t have happened.

If you didn’t know, the internet is now thirty-five years old.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040829/D84P0IO80.html

Here’s question, how many medals does Bob Dole have?

I don’t know either.

Tells you something eh? John Kerry was awarded the bronze star, silver star, and three purple hearts. That’s been ingrained into my head, and it’s too bad, it has nothing to do with being president.

Here’s another interesting story, peace is breaking out all over the world now:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=515&u=/ap/20040829/ap_on_re_af/war_and_peace_1&printer=1

One of the reasons mentioned was of course the end of the cold war.

Thanks again Ronnie.

here are some links that missed the cut in the last group of MartyEmails, some may work, some may not, but skip around and try to have fun:

http://pages.tias.com/87/PictPage/1920908323.html in 1897, nothing happened
http://www.thevirginiacompany.com/onthissitin1.html the same

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2004-07/fm-abd072704.php ancient brewery in peru, Schultz moves

http://www.blueserker.com/html/index.php not even sure…

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Archimedes%20Plutonium scientific freak

http://www.local6.com/news/3616080/detail.html tigger molestation trial

http://space.com/scienceastronomy/cassini_lightning_040805.html lightning on saturn

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/08/0811_040811_danny_deckchair.html DeckChair/Fark, may not work

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20040729/ap_on_fe_st/car_chewing dog attacks parked car

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20040728.whogg0728/BNStory/International/ hogzilla

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5352988/site/newsweek now they know whaht you’re looking at

http://www.local6.com/news/3547722/detail.html giant rabbit

http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2004/07/21/monkey_israel040721.html monkey walks upright

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-rabbits22.html cottontails taking over chicago

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-13164060,00.html worlds smallest cat

http://www.kfyr.com/jacor-common/local_news_common.html?ID=20040724070301&feed=local giant ass turtle bones

http://www.gettingrichscience.com/ getrich

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2004/07/24.html#j the Japan gots lights

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3917137.stm high altitude lights

http://www.fourwinds10.com/news/13-space/F-time-travel/2004/13F-03-23-04-time-can-be-turned-back.html time travel…perfectly capable

http://www.quantumpicture.com/Flo_Control/flo_control.htm cat control thingee?

http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/news/2004-04-15-ali-book_x.htm Big Book

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4751618/ soho, the rumor is true

http://www.staregame.com/

http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/1.20.html robot death

http://www.strangemag.com/ cool mag about stuff

http://www.khaaan.com/ kHAAAAAAN!

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,9293099^1702,00.html UFO’s attack Iran, Iran Away I sasw UFO’s attack thee holy land, then Iran away

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=570&u=/nm/20040428/sc_nm/space_iran_ufos_dc_2&printer=1 iran ufos more

http://www.fryerskits.com/trebuchet/base.htm Ttrebuchet

http://www.infofreako.com/jad/enpitsu-e.html pencil carvingn

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article177749.ece bork bork bork bah

http://www.blacktable.com/stahl040218.htm onion knock offs in case you get bored

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=856&ncid=856&e=1&u=/nm/20040219/od_uk_nm/oukoe_britain_piranha in the thames

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2820249a7693,00.html jurassic park in a petri dish

http://www.sudftw.com/jackcon.htm jackalopes live

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/02/19/nchina19.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/02/19/ixnewstop.html I’m an expert on everything too

http://www.kemitix.uklinux.net/humor/overlord.php funny evil mad people

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/02/18/1076780011878.html use our trees, not trains

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/index.html uh

wtf mate http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?wEapon%20zeRo get your brain eaten

http://www.swingmachine.org/cbi/wmnoodle.html wacky monkey noodle

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/ what the hell?

http://www.improbable.com/ cool research

http://amasci.com/amateur/holo1.html holograms

weirdstuff http://www.improbable.com/

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=493&ncid=762&e=3&u=/ap/20040117/ap_en_mo/people_sanada damnid mdant damnit

send out the clones http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,108747,00.html

http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/all/2/p/013/2P127522190EFF0309P2511L2M1.JPG number 19 on mars

ubergeekdomdeathstar http://www.st-v-sw.net/STSWdeathstarsizes.html

http://www.givemetoys.com/category/3/?meta=0204 history action!

College poker challenge http://www.collegepokerchampionship.com/default.asp?btag=MS_519200_201160_60919&engine=overture&keyword=college+poker

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/02/05/npige05.xml birds and roads again

http://www.secretsofremoteviewing.com/ removteviewing

stop white socks http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-12971862,00.html

http://www.local6.com/news/2900371/detail.html frog freak thing

http://www.nature.com/nsu/nsu_pf/040105/040105-3.html cake cutting science

human goat dies http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=139&art_id=vn20040114124446742C193563&set_id=1

http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rmain.html mutantreviewsfunny!

sfgate.com/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2003/12/18/national1750EST0773.DTL northdakotaloses74peoplehahahahaha

http://www.digicamhistory.com/ history of digicams, stupid, cams are stuosopisd

http://www.fake-detective.com/ fake celeb photos

raised by animals http://www.feralchildren.com/en/children.php

http://pentix.modenstudios.com/faqs/learningorder.htm pen tricks, look for zippo tricks

http://www.cafeshops.com/bettybowers/32732 GOP thong and others

http://www.philosophers.co.uk/games/god.htm all that is battleground God

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/01/21/offbeat.russia.beer.reut/index.html save the beer!

MSN Today “The wealthiest dead celebs” that’s just sick! http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/invest/forbes/P64869.asp

http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entries/15/e0201500.html it’s f*cking err (ur)

http://www.cafeshops.com/newpolitik.7328029?zoom=yes#zoom geeky camisole

visual language http://www.khm.de/~timot/PageElephant.html

sentences http://www.khm.de/~timot/Sentences.html

Forbes 400 worth 995 billion combined, could run government for 6 months http://www.forbes.com/home/2003/09/17/rich400land.html

http://www.cafepress.com/martyemail

Alien masturbates! http://www.burlingtonnews.net/reptilianphotoa.html

Alien homepage http://www.burlingtonnews.net/alienphotos2.html

So….America is Hell under Bush eh Mrs. Kerry?

If your present life as a rich woman married to a senator is Hell, then i got news for you…you need to update your understanding of Hell…

Read the story here:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=615&u=/nm/20040803/pl_nm/campaign_kerry_heinz_dc_1&printer=1

Please…Nazi Germany was Hell, Stalin made Hell, Hell is eternal torment with no hope of escape. Hell is not a 5.6 % unemployment rate coupled with an occupation and nation building excercise. Next thing you know Kerry will be calling W a fascist.

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